Humorous Version
| 1. | Remove film from box and load camera| 2. | Retrieve film box from behind the couch and throw in trash | 3. | Remove ferret from trash and brush coffee grounds from its nose | 4. | Choose a suitable background for photo | 5. | Mount camera on tripod and focus | 6. | Find ferret in hamper and take dirty sock from its mouth | 7. | Place ferret in pre-focused spot and return to camera | 8. | Forget about spot and crawl after ferret on knees | 9. | Focus with one hand and fend off ferret with other hand | 10. | Bribe ferret with raisin and ferretone. | 11. | Get tissue and clean ferretone nose print from lens | 12. | Take flash cube from ferret's mouth and throw in trash | 13. | Remove ferret from trash and and take away candy wrapper | 14. | Put magazines back on coffee table | 15. | Try to get ferret's attention by squeaking toy over your head | 16. | Replace your glasses find ferret dragging camera under couch | 17. | Jump up in time to grab ferret by scruff of neck and say, "No, soda! My soda!" | 18. | Call someone to help clean up mess | 19. | Fix a drink | 20. | Sit back in your futon with large, strong drink |
and resolve to teach the ferret "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning... |
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Wolfy
